GRAPEVINE, TX – The Bulldogs’ opponent Monday was a familiar, yet unknown team. The Mis-Habs were undefeated coming into the game. They are a team put together for these types of games. They are a diverse, older team. They have a mixed age group with birth years spanning 4 decades (60s, 70s, 80s, 90s).
Through some extensive research, we were able to scout this “made for exhibitions team”. They have Andy “The Wrong” Way, a power forward, their leading hitter. They are coached by Bill, “Mr. Boston”, a tough, seasoned coach with an east coast style. There’s Bruce, “The Red Baron”, a versatile player, has been known to time shifts at youth hockey games. Jean aka “Frenchy” is one of their top players. As a lad, he was MVP of the Victoria Bridge Challenge, scoring 4 goals in the final against St. Lambert. Then, there’s Jim, “The Pylon”, a forth or fifth liner from some “I” league in Arizona. Joe “Fresh” Fresquez has re-invented the way to play defense, and he’s not afraid to drop the gloves. John “The Mummy” Moore is best known for his locker room antics with sock tape. John “The Pint” Sullivan relies on rentals for his crafty skating. Ken “The Collector” is best known for taking his hockey skills off the ice and utilizing them in collecting team dues for youth hockey (his wife ties his skates). Mark “The Burn” Burnett tore up the Lewisville Roller Hockey League (with his motorcycle). Steve “The Blanket” Sheetz is a solid all-around player. You are not scoring if he’s playing defense. He is also their equipment manger. Juha “The Cat” is best known for his unique youth hockey motivational techniques and is one of the Mis-Habs better skaters. Dr. Seuss has Thing 1 and Thing 2, this team has Ringer 1 and Ringer 2. Ringer 1 is Alexander Stewert and Ringer 2 is Scottie Kelton.
The Mis-Habs were down 5 skaters. Larry and Svea had Oval office duties. Shannon, “Hook Em”, was out with an undisclosed injury. Roger, “The Pilot”, was out with a lower body injury. Luiz, “Hat Trick”, was out. Apparently, there was some sort of dispute with a yard sign, and he refused to play. The Mis-Habs needed to borrow some of the Bulldog coaching staff and a Bulldog goaltender to play.
The Bulldogs started the game strong, but with Fresh and The Blanket anchoring the Mis-Habs D on the first shift, they couldn’t score. The Bulldogs let The Collector get open and he scored the first goal of the game. The Bulldogs had an up hill battle all game as the refs were calling this game one sided. But the Bulldogs fought through the phantom off side calls, the mysterious no-calls on blatant holds by the Mis-Habs to take control of the game going up two or three goals. The Bulldogs were not intimidated. In fact, they challenged, harassed, and at one point, jumped Burn and Fresh giving them the business. Three of them even took a run at Rak. Rak lost his helmet but dropped all three. This gave the Mis-Habs momentum and they retaliated. The Mummy planted a Bulldog defenseman and laid on him for 5 minutes. In the post game press conference, the Bulldog defenseman gave a different account. He said, “I broke the old guy’s fall and he couldn’t get up.” Then, a Bulldog forward checked The Pylon from behind giving him a face wash against the glass. At this point, the refs lost all control. The Red Baron took a run at Bulldog forward. Mr. Boston, from the bench, grabbed a Bulldog or two and prevented a couple of scoring opportunities for the Bulldogs. The Ringers (1 & 2), Frenchy, The Blanket, The Cat, and The Red Baron took over getting the Mis-Habs back in the game. With the Bulldogs up a goal and the Mis-Habs playing with a shortened bench, the Bulldogs sent their entire team out to defend. The Mis-Habs countered with their bench. The horn sounded and the Bulldogs would hand the Mis-Habs their first loss. The Bulldog fans were much calmer in this game. You didn’t hear, “from behind!” “hustle!” “you have to want it more!” “SKATE!!!!” “be aggressive!” “pass the puck” “the face offs in the zone!” “com’on ref, call it both ways” or “wake up pucks!”
This was a great game to end 2008 for the Bulldog players, coaches, and families. From Bulldog Hockey, we’d like to wish everyone a safe and Happy New Year!
How ‘bout dem Bulldogs!!